OUR PARENTS:

PARENTS ARE PARENTS
HOWEVER THEY ARE,
WHEREEVER THEY ARE.
EITHER STRICT OR ANGRY
KIND AND CALM,THEY TEACH US GOOD
AND NEVER MAKE US SAD.WHENEVER WE CRY,
THEY WIPE OUR TEARS,
AND KISS OUR CHEEKS,
TILLWE ARE HAPPY AGAIN,
FOR, PARENTS ARE PARENTS
HOWEVER THEY ARE,
WHEREEVER THEY ARE.



I WILL DO MORE

I WILL DO MORE
I WILL PARTICIPATE.
I WILL DO MORE THAN CARE,
I WILL HELP.
I WILL DO MORE THAN BELIEVE,
I WILL PRACTISE.
I WILL DO MORE THAN TO BE FAIR,
I WILL BE KIND.
I WILL DO MORE THAN DREAM,
I WILL WORK.
I WILL DO MORE THAN TEACH,
I WILL INSPIRE.
I WILL DO MORE THAN GIVE,
I WILL SERVE.
I WILL DO MORE THAN TO BE FRIENDLY,
I WILL BE A FRIEND.
I WILL DO MORE THAN TO BE A CITIZEN,
I WILL BE A PATRIOT.


THE STORY OF A DUSTBIN

I AM A DUST BIN. I WAS MADE IN A FACTORY AT HYDERABAD, BUT NOW I STAND IN A CORNER OF CLASS ||| D. THE BOYS AND GIRLS LIKE ME VERY MUCH.EVERY TIME THEY WANT TO SHARPEN THEIR PENCILS THEY USE ME. THEY PUT ALL THEIR TOFFEE WRAPPERS AND WASTE PAPER INSIDE ME, AND I KEEP THE SURROUNDINGS CLEAN.

SOME NAUGHTY BOYS SPLASH INK ON ME, AND I GET DIRTY, I SIT IN THE CORNER LISTEN TO THE LESSONS IN THE CLASS. BUT I AM SO SAD THAT I CANNOT REMEMBER ANYTHING. I WISH I COULD LEARN TOO.

EVERY EVENING THE SWEEPERS EMPTY ME, CLEAN ME AND FRESHEN ME FOR THE NEXT DAY. SATURDAY AND SUNDAY ARE LONELY AND QUITE DAYS FOR ME BECAUSE MY LITTLE FRIENDS HAVE HOLIDAYS.



LAUGH LINES

15 YEARS AGO...
A PROGRAM WAS... A TELEVISION SHOW
AN APPLICATON WAS... FOR EMPLOYMENT
WINDOWS WERE... SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN
A CURSOR... USED PROFANITY
A KEYBOARD WAS... A PIANO
MEMORY WAS... SOMETHING YOU LOST WITH AGE
A CD WAS... A BANK ACCOUNT
AND IF YOU HAD A 3 1/2 FLOPPY YOU HOPED NO ONE FOUND OUT
IF YOU UNZIPPED IN PUBLIC YOU WENT TO JAIL
COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING YOU DID TO GARBAGE
A HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD
LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO A FIRE
A BACKUP HAPPENED TO YOUR TOILET
A MOUSE PAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED
CUT YOU DID WITH SCISSORS
PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE
A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME
AND A VIRUS WAS THE FLU!!!

...TIMES SURE HAVE CHANGED